Sleep With The Cast

Are you ready for the ultimate “snag” story? Look no further than our legendary (and perpetually out-of-stock) Sleep With The Cast gag item—because who wouldn’t want to say they dozed off surrounded by the entire Bear Grease crew? Think of it as the dreamiest VIP experience money can’t buy (and trust us, we’ve tried).

This totally-not-what-you-think product is perfect for:

• Name-dropping: Confidently declare, “I literally slept with the Bear Grease cast,” just to see everyone’s jaws drop.
• Conversation starters: Finally beat that cousin who always brags about backstage passes.
• One-of-a-kind laughs: No actual cast members are included (because we’re not that kind of store).

So, if you happen to spot a Buy Now button that isn’t grayed out, jump on it faster than a chorus line in a powwow. Because once it’s gone—it’s gone. Sweet dreams, and may your pillow talk be as epic as a front-row seat at Bear Grease!