Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.This fanny pack can hold: 1 cellphone, 1 burner, 1 small blicky, keys to an ’81 Chevy El Camino, and/or up to four racks of crispy twenneh’s.So hurry up and grab this fanny pack… and don’t forget to call your...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.Keep your room-temperature Bepsi warm all day long with this elegant and demure Bear Cozy. Made from the finest albino narwhal blubber, it’ll keep all your naughty elixirs perfectly insulated. Timmies cup? Giddy up! Twisted Tea? Twist this… ti…tty!Rest assured,...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.Bear grease is a sacred medicine rendered from the fat of a bear. That’s why we don’t sell it or provide it to any of you heathens. Instead, bless your crusty lips with this slick and sexy bear grease chapstick!Our...