Official “Bear Grease Live” Chapstick - (Saskatoon Berry Flavor)

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.

Bear grease is a sacred medicine rendered from the fat of a bear. That’s why we don’t sell it or provide it to any of you heathens. Instead, bless your crusty lips with this slick and sexy bear grease chapstick!

Our Saskatoon berry-flavored magic stick will have you French-kissing (it’s like Métis-kissing, but less moist) rock stars and making out with your secret celebrity crushes (they’re actually way easier than you thought).

Go get yourself some of this berry lip-smack… and don’t forget to save some num-num for the rest of us!