Disco Girl | High-Kickin’ Heartbreaker Need a birthday shout-out from the sassiest T-Birdette on Turtle Island? Want some motivational sparkle before your big interview? Or maybe just a fierce flirtation and a slow wink from your favorite Indigenous showgirl? Foxy’s got you. Your custom...

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Can’t make it to the Big Apple? No worries, bud — we got you completely covered like Uncle’s lunch plate at a feast! Celebrate this historic moment in Indigenous theatre with our Bear Grease: Natives Off Broadway crewneck. Whether you’re cheering from the front row or...

Can’t make it to the Big Apple? No worries, bud — we got you completely covered like Uncle’s lunch plate at a feast! Celebrate this historic moment in Indigenous theatre with our Bear Grease: Natives Off Broadway t-shirt.  Whether you’re cheering from the front row...

Need a love song to woo your rez crush? Maybe a birthday round dance to keep the vibes high? Bryce Morin, (aka Danny from Bear Grease), is here to bless your ears (and possibly your heart) with a drum and a song! Bryce has Smudged...

Here’s your chance to get a message from the Director and former star of Bear Grease, 2021 Canadian Screen Award winner Crystle Lightning! Need fashion tips? Acting advice? A special birthday song? Look no further than the girl who starred in 3 Ninjas when you...

Want the latest tea on everything happening in Indian Country? Need some brutally honest love advice? Or maybe you’ve got a queer query that only a two-spirit Philli-Creena queen can answer? Haley Robinson, aka Marty from Bear Grease, is here to spill, counsel, and serve...

Last but definitely not least—the Producer and Co-Creator of Bear Grease, Henry Cloud Andrade, aka MC RedCloud! Need a personalized birthday freestyle? A next-level congratulations rap for your new baby? Or do you want MC RedCloud himself to lyrically obliterate your arch-nemesis in a battle rap? The wait is over—hit...

Need a message from our wisecracking Sonny Boy? You’re in luck! Whether you’re looking for some solid online gaming tips or you just love the taste of defeat, Justin Giehm (Sonny from Bear Grease) is here to school you—verbally and virtually. Hit him up for a...

Got a rez romance that needs a little extra spice? Or maybe you just want to hear a voice so smooth it’ll serenade you right out of your underpants? Melody McArthur, aka Sandy from Bear Grease, is here to drop a sultry message or sing...

Rez Jigging Royalty  Need a birthday blessing with a backflip? A motivational jig? Or maybe just someone to say “you’re killing it” while rubbing bear grease on his elbows? Mikey—aka “Butter”—will deliver a personalized message that could include: • A Métis jig that’ll make...

Need some daily affirmations from the ultimate reservation sensation? Or maybe your outfit needs a second opinion before you step out lookin’ like an extra from the Thriller music video? Fashion, vibes, and life advice—Nipîy Iskwew, aka Jan from Bear Grease, has got you...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.Keep your room-temperature Bepsi warm all day long with this elegant and demure Bear Cozy. Made from the finest albino narwhal blubber, it’ll keep all your naughty elixirs perfectly insulated. Timmies cup? Giddy up! Twisted Tea? Twist this… ti…tty!Rest assured,...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.Bear grease is a sacred medicine rendered from the fat of a bear. That’s why we don’t sell it or provide it to any of you heathens. Instead, bless your crusty lips with this slick and sexy bear grease chapstick!Our...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.This fanny pack can hold: 1 cellphone, 1 burner, 1 small blicky, keys to an ’81 Chevy El Camino, and/or up to four racks of crispy twenneh’s.So hurry up and grab this fanny pack… and don’t forget to call your...

– Habanero Flavor (3/5 Heat)Crystle Lightning’s Secret Recipe – Indigenous OwnedTurn up the heat with this bold habanero flavor, designed for those who like their food with just enough kick to break a light sweat. Perfect for beef, pork, buffalo, elk, or deer—this sauce...

– Ghost Pepper Flavor (5/5 Heat)Crystle Lightning’s Secret Recipe – Indigenous OwnedFor the brave and the slightly unhinged, this ghost pepper hot sauce is the ultimate heat experience. Not only does it pack a punch, but it’s also rumored to keep evil spirits—and bad...

– Jalapeño Flavor (1/5 Heat)Crystle Lightning’s Secret Recipe – Indigenous OwnedMild but mighty, this jalapeño hot sauce is like a gentle smudge for your taste buds. Packed with flavor but easy on the heat, it’s perfect for chicken, fish, pastas, soups, and impressing your...

Crystle Lightning’s Secret Recipes – Indigenous OwnedWhy settle for one when you can have all three levels of rez-approved heat? The “Bear Grease Live” Hot Sauce Trio includes: • Deadly (1/5 Heat) – Jalapeño Flavor: Mild but full of flavor, this is the perfect...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta The pink and black attack is back, baby! Step into the spotlight (or the main bar at the Casino) like a member of the Hart Foundation with this knockout hoodie. Whether you’re rocking the sweet pink or the gothic black, you’ll...