Made in Treaty 6, AlbertaThis isn’t just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. The “PINK AUNTIES” edition is designed for the aunties who roll up to every family gathering with a fresh pair of sweats, a deck of cards, and zero chill. Made from a luxurious...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta Keep your big-ass head warm and your brainwaves safe with this “Pink Aunties” toque! Designed with 1000 thread count, psychic-proof, black widow silk, it’ll protect your thoughts from nosy mind readers, pesky brainwave pirates, advanced AI thought police and nits. Whether you’re...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.Our “Bear Grease” T-shirt is a versatile classic—great for looking good at ceremony or looking bad at karaoke night. Made from the softest materials (probably kissed by a beaver), this shirt is lightweight, breathable, and impossible to stain… cause it’s...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.Crafted from 100% anti-sadness cotton blend, this hoodie is perfect for hiding from your responsibilities or impressing your auntie’s bingo squad. It’s soft enough to make you question your bad decisions and warm enough to keep you cozy when you...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta Keep your big-ass head warm and your brainwaves safe with this “Bear Grease Live” toque! Designed with 1000 thread count, psychic-proof, black widow silk, it’ll protect your thoughts from nosy mind readers, pesky brainwave pirates, advanced AI thought police and nits. Whether...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.This fanny pack can hold: 1 cellphone, 1 burner, 1 small blicky, keys to an ’81 Chevy El Camino, and/or up to four racks of crispy twenneh’s.So hurry up and grab this fanny pack… and don’t forget to call your...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.Bear grease is a sacred medicine rendered from the fat of a bear. That’s why we don’t sell it or provide it to any of you heathens. Instead, bless your crusty lips with this slick and sexy bear grease chapstick!Our...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta The pink and black attack is back, baby! Step into the spotlight (or the main bar at the Casino) like a member of the Hart Foundation with this knockout hoodie. Whether you’re rocking the sweet pink or the gothic black, you’ll...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.Keep your room-temperature Bepsi warm all day long with this elegant and demure Bear Cozy. Made from the finest albino narwhal blubber, it’ll keep all your naughty elixirs perfectly insulated. Timmies cup? Giddy up! Twisted Tea? Twist this… ti…tty!Rest assured,...

Crystle Lightning’s Secret Recipes – Indigenous OwnedWhy settle for one when you can have all three levels of rez-approved heat? The “Bear Grease Live” Hot Sauce Trio includes: • Deadly (1/5 Heat) – Jalapeño Flavor: Mild but full of flavor, this is the perfect...

– Jalapeño Flavor (1/5 Heat)Crystle Lightning’s Secret Recipe – Indigenous OwnedMild but mighty, this jalapeño hot sauce is like a gentle smudge for your taste buds. Packed with flavor but easy on the heat, it’s perfect for chicken, fish, pastas, soups, and impressing your...

– Ghost Pepper Flavor (5/5 Heat)Crystle Lightning’s Secret Recipe – Indigenous OwnedFor the brave and the slightly unhinged, this ghost pepper hot sauce is the ultimate heat experience. Not only does it pack a punch, but it’s also rumored to keep evil spirits—and bad...

– Habanero Flavor (3/5 Heat)Crystle Lightning’s Secret Recipe – Indigenous OwnedTurn up the heat with this bold habanero flavor, designed for those who like their food with just enough kick to break a light sweat. Perfect for beef, pork, buffalo, elk, or deer—this sauce...

Are you ready for the ultimate “snag” story? Look no further than our legendary (and perpetually out-of-stock) Sleep With The Cast gag item—because who wouldn’t want to say they dozed off surrounded by the entire Bear Grease crew? Think of it as the dreamiest...

Made in Treaty 6, Alberta.Our “Bear Grease” T-shirt is a versatile classic—great for looking good at ceremony or looking bad at karaoke night. Made from the softest materials (probably kissed by a beaver), this shirt is lightweight, breathable, and impossible to stain… cause it’s...

Made in Treaty 6, AlbertaThis isn’t just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. The “PINK AUNTIES” edition is designed for the aunties who roll up to every family gathering with a fresh pair of sweats, a deck of cards, and zero chill. Made from a luxurious...